i’m willing to pay to have whoever wrote this eliminated from the planet

“I’m from Rochester New York. And when I say New York, I don’t mean that stupid island to the East. This is UPSTATE New York. We eat Garbage Plates, not plates of trash. Soda, not pop. Marks Pizza, Cams Pizza, no chain bullshit, all Mom n’ Pops like it should be. Sahlen’s Hot dogs, Dinosaur BBQ and Sticky Lips are all too familiar. We don’t need fake IDs, clubs let us in at 16 anyways. Nick Tahoe’s… at 4 in the morning …is calling it an early night……We… never cuss, but we swear entirely too much. We know that a 65 mph speed limit really means 80. We will cut you off, swear, and give you the finger if you are keeping up AND do it all in the snow! Driving in the snow not only comes naturally, it is fun. We hit deer and don’t give a shit, they deserve it. While we are not Buffalo, we may as well be. We lived through Wide Right, The Forward Lateral, and No Goal. We love the Bills and SABRES (no matter what) and accept that it takes 6-8 hours to get home from a game. Nothing closes in 2 feet of snow or -10 wind chills…in fact, that’s how we prefer it. It takes a storm of epic proportions RIGHT AT 4:00am to close school. We can name all the finger lakes without hesitation. We are 90 minutes from another country, one of the seven wonders of the world, and even a few beaches, no matter how sketchy they may be. We may be past our prime but we are the HOME of Xerox and Eastman Fucking KODAK!! We invented the Brownie Camera so the Japanese could tinker with it. Rochester is where Walter Hagan, Jeff Sluman, Tom Galisano, Shirley Jackson, Susan B Anthony, Frederick Douglas, Travie McCoy and all the Gym Class Heroes and ABBY FREAKIN WAMBACH, an American hero, call HOME. I am from Rochester New York, and damn proud of it:)”

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